Dear Dignifiedsoul:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never liked a passionate interest for mice.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Sohalias-Light

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